Who Gave Kofi Annan the Fake Torah? (and other mishugas)

Here's some Torah insight from Yid With Lid:

I have never been a big fan of Kofi Annan. He has presided over a UN that is pro-terror, Anti-Israel, Anti-American and (if that is not enough) has taken bribes via the Oil for Food Scandal. It has been puzzling to understand why Annan's UN is so morally corrupt and partial to terrorists,

That is, until today when studying the Torah parsha Shoftim, and I read these words:

You shall not judge unfairly: you shall show no partiality; you shall not take bribes, for bribes blind the eyes of the discerning and upset the plea of the just. Justice, justice shall you pursue.
I looked up and thought to myself, betcha Kofi Annan never read Shoftim. Then in a flash I realized I had been wrong all along! Of course Kofi has read Shoftim, in fact I am sure that he is familiar with the bibles of most of the worlds faiths. After all, he is a great diplomat, and he has studied religions to know what's behind the motivation of nations. What must have happened is that somebody must have slipped Kofi a bad Torah as a prank. That would explain it all! You need a high moral standard to become the number one diplomat of the world--- a strong sense of fairness and equality! The only way to explain Kofi's behavior is that he got his Torah translation from the same folks that invented the whoopee cushion.

Read about the evidence used to prove my case...Pat Bucannan's new book and the Planet Pluto

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