Hamas leader: Jews controlling U.S. Christianity

Folks, this has got to be one of the funnier conspiracies eked out of the tiny minds of Muslim terrorists. I'm telling you - more crap comes out of their imaginations than a sewer runoff:

Hamas terrorist Mohammad Abu Tir claims United States churches are secretly run by Jews who converted to Christianity with the intention of controlling religious Americans including President Bush.

"Even the churches where the Americans pray are led by Jews who were converted to Christianity, but they were converted to keep controlling the Americans."

Mohammad Abu Tir is the number two Hamas terrorist in the newly formed Palestinian Authority government.

"I made a study and I know very well that all this radicalism in some parts of the Christianity, [including] the Anglicans who are being led by Bush, is because of the control of Zionists," said Abu Tir.

The Hamas official, famous for his orange-dyed beard, went on to accuse "Zionists" of controlling Western media organizations and "leading terrorism inside the mass communications media."

Abu Tir was elected to the number two spot in the PA in January's legislative ballots in which Hamas won by a large margin. He spent nearly 25 years in Israeli prisons for directing terror activities, including the attempted poisoning in the early 1990s of Israel's water supplies.