Jackson flees United States for new life in Arab state

From The Scotsman:

Dethroned King of Pop Michael Jackson has quit the United States permanently for a new home in the Arab state of Bahrain, it was revealed yesterday.

The news was revealed after Jackson - acquitted on child sex abuse charges in June - was called for jury service in Santa Barbara, California.

The jury service papers were delivered to his luxurious mansion, Neverland - but there was no-one home.

He'll fit right in in Bahrain; a burka can easily replace the surgical mask he has been wearing all these years.

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