Report of bin Laden death unconfirmed but it sure would be grand news

I'm sure the rumor is not true, and I would hedge a bet that a new video starring the depraved assassin threatening non-Muslims will be out in a few days, but I can't think of anything as satisfying as the idea that bin Laden might have died from typhus diarrhea. You are what you eat, Osama, you filthy rat.